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If flying is safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? And other funny wonders.

Today I received a forwarded email(sometimes I never pay attention to these things), but today I discovered one that put a smile on my face and made me think. Please read this list below. Have you ever asked these questions?

Spread the Stupidity 
> Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all
 the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
 healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 

> Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers,
 large fries, and a diet coke. 

> Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then
 chain the pens to the counters. 

> Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of
 dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 

> Only in America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
 and buns in packages of eight. 

> Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
 Braille lettering. 

> EVER WONDER ... 
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 
> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 
> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 
> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 
> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? 
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and= dishwashing
 liquid made with real lemons? 
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
 hour? 
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 
> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on
 airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! 
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 
> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 I like this one!!! 
> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
 progress? 
  > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
 terminal? 
* Hope you enjoyed these "Why" funnies. If I receive anymore I will Tweet you!
E.J. Smith
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